This weekend also

Has the dubious title of being a 'Potentially Great Weekend'.

As today is the second annual Beer, Sports, Ethics and Values Day, a day where some of the greatest sportsmen and competitors in the local area congregate to play a variety of sports and drink. The Ethics and Values underline our dedication to fair play and sportsmanship, and act as a handy alibi to accusations of grown men drinking illegally in a childrens park.

To demonstrate some of the great minds we'll be dealing with on BSEV day, here's a list of bread puns baked up (I thankyou), after Mr James Warburton scandalously decided not to attend this day of such grace and magnitude.

Philip Woodward wrote at 19:50 on 07 June 2009 maybe he's scared of making a BLOOMER on the most important day of the year! Delete

Lee Belcher (Bristol) wrote at 13:38 on 06 June 2009 Well we cant stick him in goal... what with his butter fingers. Report

Nathan Keegan (Uni. Reading) wrote at 21:07 on 05 June 2009 hey james wateva uve got planned on the 20th mayb u cud come 2 this aswell and have the BEST OF BOTH worlds?! Report

Nathan Keegan (Uni. Reading) wrote at 20:52 on 05 June 2009 mayb hes going 2 the beach 2 play in the sand wich would b fun! Report

Nathan Keegan (Uni. Reading) wrote at 16:22 on 05 June 2009 And in fact id go as far as 2 say id eat him 4 breakfast if he did make an appearance! Report

Nathan Keegan (Uni. Reading) wrote at 16:20 on 05 June 2009 yeah ur rite bob he mite b abit crusty. If he does come then he'll be toast! Report

Bobby Mitchell wrote at 15:39 on 05 June 2009 he could be busy going out for a wholemeal with his family!? Report

Bobby Mitchell wrote at 15:36 on 05 June 2009 maybe his sport skills are a lil bit crusty? scared 2 step up to the plate! Report

Bobby Mitchell wrote at 15:34 on 05 June 2009 personally i think he would enjoy gettin a SLICE of the action! Report

Bobby Mitchell wrote at 15:32 on 05 June 2009 oi leave him alone you two! he might just have to see his naan or something! ;) Report

Nathan Keegan (Uni. Reading) wrote at 13:25 on 05 June 2009 well a flour mite b a bad idea, but we cud def butter him up sumhow Report

Nathan Keegan (Uni. Reading) wrote at 13:21 on 05 June 2009 mayb if we buy him a flour he mite come? Report

Nathan Keegan (Uni. Reading) wrote at 13:21 on 05 June 2009 this really is loaf out loud fun, come on ppl join in Report

Nathan Keegan (Uni. Reading) wrote at 12:45 on 05 June 2009 mind u if the weather stays like this then hes guna b baking out there Report

Nathan Keegan (Uni. Reading) wrote at 12:43 on 05 June 2009 come on james roll up roll up

Philip Woodward wrote at 12:41 on 05 June 2009 if he is gonna come though, james baguette himself ready! Delete

Philip Woodward wrote at 12:39 on 05 June 2009 yeah, we should have given him a week at yeast Delete

Nathan Keegan (Uni. Reading) wrote at 12:38 on 05 June 2009 i mean weve barley given him a chance 2 reconsider really! Report

Nathan Keegan (Uni. Reading) wrote at 12:36 on 05 June 2009 we best wheat a minute, u never know he might come after all. Report

Philip Woodward wrote at 12:36 on 05 June 2009 seriously though, i hope james feels ciabatta soon. Delete

Philip Woodward wrote at 12:35 on 05 June 2009 james warburton - wanted bread or alive!! Delete

Philip Woodward wrote at 12:34 on 05 June 2009 bravo nathan. something's clearly gone 'a-rye' for james to miss out... Delete

Nathan Keegan (Uni. Reading) wrote at 22:49 on 04 June 2009 just goes against the grain really not 2 come 2 such a fine event. He must be feeling abit stale about it all Report

Nathan Keegan (Uni. Reading) wrote at 22:03 on 04 June 2009mayb he just kneads 2 rest his legs 4 a big footy match or something? Report

Philip Woodward wrote at 17:47 on 04 June 2009 he might not have enough dough to go out? Delete

Philip Woodward wrote at 17:46 on 04 June 2009 or maybe he just wants to go to bread early on the evening of the 20th Delete

Philip Woodward wrote at 17:44 on 04 June 2009 and we must not have put enough yeast in him, cos warburton is not rising to the occasion Delete

Philip Woodward wrote at 17:44 on 04 June 2009 I LOAF to see james warburton abandoning this famous event